so i was at my house the other day, just microwaving some chimmichungas and my homie, lebron james, hits me up on my celly. he hasn't called for awhile because he's been busy with being larger than life and becoming a global icon. here's what he had to say, "ERC, let's play some ball, i got KG and the boys over here and they've heard about you." i told him, "i've got 0:34 seconds on my chimmi's then i'm good to go." all of the sudden i found myself in cleveland with some old friends. silly me, i forgot my sneaks and proper gear. lebron just tossed me a headband and said "let's do this." he knows i can handle my bidness and hold my own rockin' the cardigan and jeans. i said, "ok, man." we were playing bob cousy, kevin mchale, bill russell, bill walton, and john havlicek. we made them look silly. i had 43 points, 28 assists, 23 rebounds, 5 blocks, 6 steals, and 2 dunks on each bill. is that good? forget about it. thanks, lebron, kevin, ray, paul, bill, bill, john, bob, kevin. you guys are nice.
7 comments:
you're a joy, ERC
i do not agree with missy.... you are a dream.
Eric Cottrell represents everything that is right with the NBA. And with the world. Stroke it big man.
I'm glad you handled you bidness, like the team did that we just played. Final score: 93-2
No joke. As least we held them under the century mark. I think my coaching j-o-b is on the line.
You are nice.
Who is this LeBron Guy, should I know who he is? Anyways, good game playa
this, you, are great
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