for daner.

it being dane's birthday, and knowing that lots of people have may birthdays, i thought, "hey, i wonder what mega, global superstar shares dane's birthday?" of course it was tim mcgraw. it makes perfect sense. he's everything dane wants to be. dane has always wanted an electrifying country pop music career. tim mcgraw has that. dane has always wanted a cowboy hat of black leather. tim mcgraw is wearing one right now. dane has always wanted grizzly chest hair. tim mcgraw has it, flaunts it. dane has always wanted to collaborate with hip hopper, nelly. whodunnit? tim mcgraw has.

dane, you're great. keep up the good work. keep loving new york. let that love grow. follow your dreams. tim mcgraw did.