CZECHOSLOVAKIA!

i'm a little late on this one, but that's ok, we should celebrate thales20million everyday. by the way, tyler will be starring in a new action adventure film with sylvester stallone. i don't know all the details, but i have heard it's going to be a combination of rocky 5, over the top, demolition man, judge dredd, and rambo 2. i've also heard that it will be going directly to tv, playing on tnt 3 times a weekend for several years. the film also includes appearances from 50 cent, tia and tamara mowry, and president george w. bush. what a treat. i think it will be the type of film you won't regret being home for on a friday night.

can you believe that all of those celebrities share the same birthday as tyler? believe. he deserves it. i feel like tyler could do any of what these celebrities have done. picture thales20000000 in the video for "in da club." picture him with a twin in a hilarious sitcom called "brother brother." picture him running this country. picture him in every tbs/tnt classic that stallone's starred in. it's easy. he can do most anything.

tyler's one of the nicest people you'll meet. he's got a good head on his shoulders. the ladies absolutely love him. works harder than most people you'll meet. a threat on the basketball court. unbelievable shot. we've battled plenty of times on the court. i take advantage of his niceness by fouling him multiple times knowing he won't call it. it's the only way i can stop him. he's got a great family. SHOUT OUT TO THE HALES FAMILY. MINDEN, WHAT! THE 'NO, WHAT! happy birthday, tyler. keep telling that czechoslovakia joke with that impeccable delivery.